| I am Dr. Spence Marclowe, practitioner of sorts. I
studied alongside some of the finest doctors of medicine
at a reputable university in the north of England. My
name is also associated with a series of books concerning
the teaching profession, most notably "Opening Doors
With No Hinges : Getting Into Teaching & Class
Management" - co-written with Diane Sudge in 1997.
However, the Department of Education frowned upon my
later releases: "Lost In The Classroom" and
most controversially - "Sir, You're A Shitty
Tit-Face Knobhead" which was an in-yer-face, true to
life documentation of the demeaning grind of student
antipathy (based on personal experiences). With a team of fellow doctors we plan to help you overcome your problems - whatever they may be. Maybe it's petty tinitus or the buzz of a wasp lodged in your sinuses - perhaps your neighbours keep you awake. Is your good-looking nose trying to rip itself away from your stupified mash of mop-face? Our wide-ranging experience in the field of psychology should sort you out... So welcome! |
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Read my article about Candy's terrifying ordeal - Candy's Story
Or "check out" what "my homies" are "up to" in their section - Dr. Max Paddy & Dr. Clifford Leslie